"I want out! Dadda is out there! With that loud, incredibly interesting machine he pushes (lawnmower)! I need to inspect the wheels! Please, Mommie, I need to go out there!"
"OK. I'll help you make a mess of this big machine, which you keep loading and unloading. I think I'm channeling my Grossbape when I try to fix it. This is the most interesting machine we have in the house."
"Why buy really expensive 'safe' baby stuff? What about baby fun stuff?"